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var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!

// Set up the quotations to be shown, below.
// To add more quotations, continue with the
// pattern, adding to the array.  Remember
// to increment the Quotation[x] index!

Quotation[0] = "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.<br />- Douglas Adams";
Quotation[1] = "A good scientist is a person with original ideas. A good engineer is a person who makes a design that works with as few original ideas as possible.<br />- Freeman Dyson";
Quotation[2] = "An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant.<br />- An Arts graduate's view of engineers";
Quotation[3] = "Boring - see Civil Engineers.<br />- UK Yellow Pages (this reference has been removed from new editions of the Yellow Pages)";
Quotation[4] = "How could you do anything so vicious?<br />It was easy my dear, don't forget I spent two years as a building contractor.<br />- Priscilla Presley & Ricardo Montalban in The Naked Gun";
Quotation[5] = "One has to watch out for engineers - they begin with the sewing machine and end up with the atomic bomb.<br />- Marcel Pagnol";
Quotation[6] = "Phases of a Project:<br />1 -- Exultation<br />2 -- Disenchantment<br />3 -- Search for the Guilty<br />4 -- Punishment of the Innocent<br />5 -- Praise for the Uninvolved<br />- Anon";
Quotation[7] = "The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.<br />- Douglas Adams";
Quotation[8] = "The means by which we live has outdistanced the ends for which we live. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.<br />- Martin Luther King Jr";

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var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}